Songtekst:
Shoot the messenger, measure his wingspan
The organ grinders had the whole thing planned
Take his tongue and remove his two eyeballs
Savin' em up for the day if that guy calls
I'm almost certain, but this is speculation,
The notes are in a box marked "Christmas Decorations"
Remember what I told ya to do with the hair gel,
And don't let anyone see you in the stairwell
Tell the key cutter I said to stay home
I'll call him at quarter after twelve from a pay phone
Make sure whoever stays the night has a dental plan
The girls already came through with the rental van
Shave all the hair on your body and bathe
The convoy will be at the border by morning
Take the appetite suppressants at sunrise
Over-exerting tonight would be unwise
We'll all be wearing the matching necklaces
Double check everything; There's no room for recklessness
Burn the clothes I was wearing on Wednesday
Pay no attention to what your so-called friends say
Bury the screwdriver set in the playground
The blood donor said he needs a half-hour to lay down
Only ever sign for parcels if you know the guys
9:30 am sharp - we mobilize
Butane?
Check
Electrical tape?
Check
Five iron?
Check
Insect repellent?
Check
Snorkel?
Check
Staple gun?
Check
Blank tapes?
Check
Kill the lights 'n wait for the snowplow
You got the muscle, and I got the know-how
Grievances aside, I think that if we act together,
And give the snake-charmer an extra day to track the weather,
We should have no problem seein' this through,
Even with the machine bein' this new
Find out from the invoice what kind of supplies is it,
Then I think we should pay him a surprise visit
Draw the map on the back of the placemat,
And mark with an 'X' where the testing was based at
Roll all the coins in the jar by the radiator,
Then we can drop off the negatives (maybe later)
I still can't believe the pillowcases went missin'
Ask Jason if he knows how to get to the gas station
Check the levels when the work enhances,
But don't take your wig off under any circumstances
It's gonna get hot when the plugs are pulled
Let go of the rope when the jugs are full
Set the pager I gave you to vibrate,
And then glue a magnet to the bottom of the pie plate
Give the kid ten bucks and show him how to light the torch
There is no shame in this
Cue up - Quick The babysitter threw up
The original cannisters are hidden in the bannisters
Gold Bond?
Check
Sleepy seeds?
Check
Dog whistle?
Check
Clean towels?
Check
Rosin bag?
Check
Compass juice?
Check
Divining rod?
Check
(please extinguish all cigarettes)
The organ grinders had the whole thing planned
Take his tongue and remove his two eyeballs
Savin' em up for the day if that guy calls
I'm almost certain, but this is speculation,
The notes are in a box marked "Christmas Decorations"
Remember what I told ya to do with the hair gel,
And don't let anyone see you in the stairwell
Tell the key cutter I said to stay home
I'll call him at quarter after twelve from a pay phone
Make sure whoever stays the night has a dental plan
The girls already came through with the rental van
Shave all the hair on your body and bathe
The convoy will be at the border by morning
Take the appetite suppressants at sunrise
Over-exerting tonight would be unwise
We'll all be wearing the matching necklaces
Double check everything; There's no room for recklessness
Burn the clothes I was wearing on Wednesday
Pay no attention to what your so-called friends say
Bury the screwdriver set in the playground
The blood donor said he needs a half-hour to lay down
Only ever sign for parcels if you know the guys
9:30 am sharp - we mobilize
Butane?
Check
Electrical tape?
Check
Five iron?
Check
Insect repellent?
Check
Snorkel?
Check
Staple gun?
Check
Blank tapes?
Check
Kill the lights 'n wait for the snowplow
You got the muscle, and I got the know-how
Grievances aside, I think that if we act together,
And give the snake-charmer an extra day to track the weather,
We should have no problem seein' this through,
Even with the machine bein' this new
Find out from the invoice what kind of supplies is it,
Then I think we should pay him a surprise visit
Draw the map on the back of the placemat,
And mark with an 'X' where the testing was based at
Roll all the coins in the jar by the radiator,
Then we can drop off the negatives (maybe later)
I still can't believe the pillowcases went missin'
Ask Jason if he knows how to get to the gas station
Check the levels when the work enhances,
But don't take your wig off under any circumstances
It's gonna get hot when the plugs are pulled
Let go of the rope when the jugs are full
Set the pager I gave you to vibrate,
And then glue a magnet to the bottom of the pie plate
Give the kid ten bucks and show him how to light the torch
There is no shame in this
Cue up - Quick The babysitter threw up
The original cannisters are hidden in the bannisters
Gold Bond?
Check
Sleepy seeds?
Check
Dog whistle?
Check
Clean towels?
Check
Rosin bag?
Check
Compass juice?
Check
Divining rod?
Check
(please extinguish all cigarettes)
