Parody of Little Bitty by Alan Jackson (Tom T Hall) Halfnote Music (BMI)
New lyrics by Richard Fagan/Cledus T Judd If Music, Inc (ASCAP)/Cledus Crap Anthems/La-Po Music, Inc (SESAC)

UhI met Shania Twain and I met ol Tim McGraw
Billy Ray Cyrus and little David Ball
A little bit of luck and my life will be complete
There's a little bitty blonde that I'd really want to meet

I sure like Mindy McCready
Start pumpin iron and a-eatin my Wheaties
Got to get in shape
If I want to get a date
But first I gotta lose a little bit of weight

MINDY

My little bitty sweetie in her little nighty gown
A litty bitty kiss and I'd probably come unwound
I love to watch her dance and I like to watch her sing
Want a little better look at her belly button ring

I sure like Mindy McCready
Take a little ride down to Panama City
Just the two of us on her little bitty bus
With a whole lot of love and whole lot of lust

MC CREADY

I work a little job for a crummy little check
Heck I'd trade it all for a hug around the neck
Paid a lot of hope for my little bitty scheme
Cause I could never fit in her litte bitty jeans

I'm a good old boy she's a pretty little girl
Wish I had a chance to rock her little bitty world
I'm a little bit insane cause I love her somethin fierce
Gonna go and get my big old belly button pierced

UGH

I'd sure like to meet Mindy McCready
Give me half a chance and buddy yes indeed-y
Guys do it all the time I'd better get in line
Better go and buy her some of Deana Carter's wine

I sure love Mindy McCready
Start pumpin iron and a-eatin my Wheaties
Got to get in shape
If I want to get a date
But first I gotta lose a little bit of weight

I'd sure like to meet Mindy McCready
Give me half a chance and buddy yes indeed-y
Guys do it all the time I'd better get in line
Better go and buy her some of Deana Carter's wine

Hey Mindy I got your (Kryptonite???)