In the throes of young love Leroy
didn't think to think and in the blink of an eye
tied the knot not knowing how'd I not know
it was the prodigal son this girl had brought him home
he moved out of his stepdad's apartment
and moved in with his cute Guatemalan
things were copacetic until she caught him
things were cool and collected until she found him
erected with another

Shit went bad
he's on the roof again
she flipped he flipped the bird
and then he went to the roof
where his threats rain loud and clear
gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

gonna die this year

Got screwed by the horse that he rode in on
running high on his whims had only gotten him down
he moved back to his stepdad's apartment
where he put himself back together 'til

She came back
he's on the roof again
she flipped he flipped the bird
and then he went to the roof
where his threats rain loud and clear
gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

gonna die this year

your heinous highness broke her hymen
hey man try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart
but try to calm try to calm down

your heinous highness broke her hymen
hey man try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart
but try to calm try to calm down

your heinous highness broke her hymen
hey man try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart
but try to calm try to calm down

your heinous highness broke her hymen
hey man try to quit your crying
I know she broke your heart
try to try to try to try to
calm down

shit went bad
he's on the roof again
she flipped he flipped the bird
and then he went to the roof
where his threats rain loud and clear
gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year

gonna jump gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
gonna jump gonna jump gonna die this year
gonna jump gonna die this year