Dead bodies, Dead bodies all over the street
55-65 bodies at least
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
I always find bodies when im mowin the lawn

Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven
wicked clown lovin that dead body gubbin
taste like chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body but dont tell, i lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
Still gots a fingernail cought in my teeth
Before you start yellin and cursin my name
Remember sumtin wrong wit my brainINSANE

Second i was born doctor threw me against tha wall
Kicked open the doors and he threw me down tha hall
Im slidin and im bouncing off shit like a hockey puck
And my mothers like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
He sed i was born of an alien race
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
But im not a martian you wouldnt understand
Im just a dead Body man

Dead bodies dead bodies in the back of my van
All the little kiddies love the dead body man
I drive through the neighborhood ringin my bell
some people run cuz the dont like the smell
Others line up just as kwik as they can
Just so they can catch a glimpse at the dead body man
Its all good If you can stand the funk
but uhjust dont look in the trunk

I drive down central kickin the bass
chillin wit my freaks and im pickin her face
maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head
cuz my bitch is deadid rather that instead
Of a ho you can trust always diggin her nuts
A dead body bitch learn to keep her mouth shut
Ridin in the back is my dead body crew
Only they cant never thing of nuthin to do
If you think im sick take a look at yourself
Ya got dead deer heads up on your shelf
On your keychain is a little baby rabbits hand
IM JUST A DEAD BODY MAN

call me the dead body man (so just give em to me)
call me the dead body man (you can sell em too me)
call me the dead body man (just mail em to me)
call me the dead body man (why dont you bring em to me?)

call me the dead body man (so just give em to me)
call me the dead body man (you can sell em too me)
call me the dead body man (just mail em to me)
call me the dead body man (why dont you bring em to me?)

call me the dead body man (so just give em to me)
call me the dead body man (you can sell em too me)
call me the dead body man (just mail em to me)
call me the dead body man (why dont you bring em to me?)

call me the dead body man
call me the dead body man