Intro:
Steely: Bwoy Lenny, I see your girl ah bawl yuh know
So you kicked her out, ah wha she do my yute?

Lexxus: Hear me tell you now Steely

Chorus:
Gal Yuh better caan cook, tink yuh deya for yuh pretty looks
Yuh waan live ah restaurant and come dunn man bank book
Cook, eh!, recipe book
Gwaan inna di kitchen cause yuh hand dem nuh nook
Yuh better cook, tink yuh deya for yuh pretty looks
Yuh waan live ah restaurant and come dunn man bank book
Cook, Eh!, recipe book
Gwaan inna di kitchen cause yuh hand dem nuh nook

Verse 1:
Big sunday morning yuh laid down inna bed
Before yuh boil two banana, steam two fishead
Yuh mad, bout yuh waan sausage and egg
Big man nuh waan nuh bully beef and bread
First ting, mek me get yuh fingernail clip
Snip snip, tall fingernail tek ah trip
Yuh know seh yuh caan peel banana wid it
Plus dumplin, dumplin

Chorus:
Yuh better caan cook, tink yuh deya for yuh pretty look
Yuh waan live ah restaurant and come dunn man bank book
Cook, eh!, recipe book
Gwaan inna di kitchen cause yuh hand dem nuh nook
Cook, tink yuh deya for yuh pretty look
Yuh waan live ah restaurant and come dunn man bank book
Cook, eh!, recipe book
Gwaan inna di kitchen cause yuh hand dem nuh nook

Verse 2:
Have some gal well way past dem teen
Big hotty hotty but live like sardine
Caan even cook some cow foot and bean
But dem ready, fi eat then and now I scream
Cherene, hmmm, ah what smell so green?
Ah must be some last week food yuh ah steam
I mean, how could yuh let cabbage smell so mean?
(Ah big so if dat yuh hygene)

Chorus:
Yuh better caan cook, tink yuh deya for yuh pretty look
Yuh waan live pon fast food, and dunn man bank book
Cook, eh!, recipe book
Gwaan inna di kitchen cause yuh hand dem nuh nook
Cook, tink yuh deya for yuh pretty look
Ah lobster yuh waan lobster mi bank book
Cook, eh!, recipe book,recipebook

Verse 3:
You likkle slappa, all yuh ah steam bout ah combo and whopper
Big sunday morning box food nuh look proper
And she likefi try it
But she ah but it fi papa, papa him ah shopper
Dem all dem know about steamfish and cocka
Food nuh linger, curry pon finger
(Hey gal ah see you, come!)

Chorus:
Gal yuh better caan cook, tink yuh deya fi yuh pretty looks
Yuh waan live like restaurant and come dunn man bank book
Cook, eh!, recipe book
Gwaan inna di kitchen cause yuh hand dem nuh nook
Cook,, tink yuh deya for yuh pretty looks
Yuh waan live ah restaurant and come dunn man bank book
Cook, eh!, recipe book, recipe book, recipe book

Repeat Verse 1